Thoughts I have while walking my dog

Photo by Tabitha Mort

• Don't eat/bite that!
• Slow down
• Why are dogs attracted to phallic things?
• Yay, a pokemon!
• Darn it, I ran out of pokeballs again
• Yay, an egg finally hatched. 
• Oh, that's nice
• Stop being mean to the guys
• How much territory are you trying to mark?
• You're weird
• I know you want to hang out with the other dog, but you can't because they're behind a fence and you're not.
• Yay, another pokemon!
• Dogs are weird creatures.
• I have a weird dog.
• Stop tugging at your leash.
• You know your puppy eyes don't work on me.
• Come on, I don't have all day for you to sniff that.
• Not again.
• Hold on, let me catch this pokemon.

And now the weather:
Nobody ft Jade Novah & Cynthia Erivo (from Forbidden)

~ Stacy N.